My mom posted this on Facebook and I am very sad now.
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
98% of this image is pure badass
Then there’s Armstrong’s little hair loop.
Are you suggesting the Hair Loop, which has been passed down by the Armstrong family for generations, which has survived countless battles and remained perfectly coiffed, is not a testament to the ELEGANCE and STRENGTH of the Armstrong legacy?!
Ahead of the first ever league meeting of what some have called “The Dons Derby,” Milton Keynes Dons chairman Pete Winkelman appeared to dismiss the achievements of their opponents while suggesting that his club are owed a measure of gratitude.
Speaking to reporters in…
IT’S COMING. just fine-tuning the prints and stitchings so they’re aabsolutely perfect! there are some black printed shirts floating around right now, there will also be another long-sleeved t-shirt design which features embroidery and a grey crew neck sweatshirt which features embroidery. all will go up on my site when done. much love x
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations